The Olympics

Sooo… I think almost everyone has been hearing the yelps leaving people’s mouths in London when someone mentions the Olympics. But if you don’t know what I’m talking about I’ll fill you in on the matter.

The Olympics is finally here! But not everyone is pleased. Actually it seems that more people are disgruntled than happy about the Olympics being held in London, or being held at all. The biggest problem facing the Olympic staff in London is that there isn’t really any staff! If you think that your eyes are fooling you I will ensure you that your eyes are perfectly fine! The British government signed a contract with a security company called G4S letting G4S employ people during the Olympics. Now it turns out that G4S have not employed enough people. To make it more clear the number is close to 8000 people.


To make the matter even more interesting people in the British government knew about this problem several months ago but did not do anything about it. Hmmm I wonder if they are shitting their pants right now. Lets hope they fix it, after all the Olympics starts in what? A couple of days?

But the government has come with a solution that I hadn’t thought of. They have decided to deploy more than 18 thousand soldiers to help with the Olympics. I wonder if G4S are still getting paid for the contract which they have not fulfilled. After all it is the British taxpayers who are paying for the security staffs that don’t exist. I smell an angry crowd…


So long mother fruckers



Iv’e been here a thousand times, yet I’m always in for a suprise

I was welcomed by sunshine, which then turned into rain which later turned into more sunshine and now we’re back to the rain, Irleands at it’s best. You gotto admire the people who live here every day. No one walks around with a umberella?! I don’t get it. My mom said it’s because then you’d have to walk around with one all the time. I’ll give her that. But wow I can’t stop loosing my breath when we drive around here. I have been here at least 50 times but i can’t get over it, IT IS BEAUTIFUL!! 

We arrived last monday and we were in dublin in our family home for a couple of days before we drove up to the notrh to Co. Donegal where we stayed in Ardara for a few days. It was a really nice town. Iv’e neer been to the north of Ireland so it was really nice to see a new place. The accents are sooooo nice. And the weather was fabulous. Right now we’re in Clifden in Co. Galway. The weather is not at its bes but I still love Clifden. No matter the weather. In a few days we’ll be heading down to Co.Cork to visit our friends. I can’t wait.

Here are some pictures so that you understand why I’m in love with Ireland and why I never ever want to part with it’s vast landscape and it’s wild ocean. Never ever.



It’s like there’s a professor in your mouth

Packing at its best

The moment I have been dreading for is finally here. It’s time to pack for my trip to Ireland. Why is it always so hard?! After an hour of packing it always ends up with my  suitcase  bein empty or that my whole wardrobe has been violently forced to live inside my far to small travel bag. Do you also feel this way or is it only I who has to live with this horrible ritual which comes with every holiday? It’s like a holiday package. “Yes madame of course you should go on a fabulous holiday but if you do you will have to spend your whole sunday trying to figure out what deserves a place in your suitcase”.

Anyway, I guess I should get started. This photo explains everything that is going on in my head right now. Got to love Snooki.


Gym, Tan, Laundry

Off to my midget neighbour


Greetings fellow citizens of the world. I hope your morning has been as faboulous as mine. Today is the first day in weeks since I last saw the sun, the weather has been shit here in Sweden. But at last she perked up and decided to join us for tea. In a few minutes I’m going to go visit my dear friend Fatema, but on my blog I will refer to her as “My midget neighbour”. After all I am the rulor of the world?!

You better check out her blog our I’ll find you and force you to press the enter button.

And may the odds be ever in your favor. Let’s hope the sun is anyway

What have I gotten myself into?

Greetings to the sorry bastard who probably by chance found my blog. How on earth did I decide to create a blog? I am already questioning my choice in the matter. And I know you are too. Perhaps I am lacking a social life for the time being or maybe I’ve realized that I am cut out for this. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. If I’m still doing this when autumn arrives we’ve got a winner!

Catch you on the flipside!

Ps. If you just asked yourself what the fuck that last sentence was about I’ll have to clear some things up for you and your adorable puppy face. You will always recive a cheesy goodbye phrase. It’s just who I am.